This popped up for the Lucky Dip DVD night. I guess it’s meant to be silly? It’s extremely silly. Spy/action movies do have their own logic but this builds so many improbable layers on top it’s like a wedding cake of silly. It was also quite hard to follow for a popcorn film. Like, you’re a dumb summer blockbuster why are you making me work so hard?

The only other thing I want to talk about is the fact that a lot of reviews are like “they look like a boring, average couple on the outside, living a boring life in the suburbs” and I’m like, they own a massive mansion! These people are filthy rich, that’s boring to you? Does this count as “average” in the US?

LOOK AT THEIR HOUSE! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR BORING!

Yes, I’m a millennial, why do you ask?